As much as I don’t want too admit it, I know I’m still not over you..
Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.
Let’s build a fort and have sex in it
"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids
im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment
wow i need a drink [pours apple juice into shot glass]